My sister just brought home her new boyfriend for Christmas. She has been dating him for a year, she is in love and really wants to marry him. The problem is that he comes into the bar that I work in and in the past year I have hooked up with him a few times. I don't know how to tell her, or if I should.
I go on dates because I feel like I am supposed to. I am honestly starting to hate men, the dating scene in New York City is just a joke. If you go on one date with a guy it's like he did you a favor. If he buys you dinner, you are expected to at least give him a blow job. If it was a nice restaurant, you are going all the way! What have we come to? I need to move to another city!
I went to my office Christmas party on Friday night. I got so drunk I had sex with two guys that work somewhere in our company. I didn't even know their names. I am so ashamed that I have been calling out sick ever since. I seem to have lost my bra and thong and I am freaked out about who is going to give it back to me when I go back to work.
Before I went on an Interview I looked up the manager of the department. He was GORGEOUS! I basically stalked him online. During the interview all I could think about was dirty thoughts. He asked me "where do you see yourself in 3 years?" All I could think was "Under YOU!" I did not get the job. However I did go to a bar he frequents, and I did sleep with him! God I'm such a whore.